{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/6963f0ba23ce58f146b10c5b?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"🍺 Dry Jan (aka Dry Can-uary)","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/1768157266419-23046776-7f18-4d25-8402-d500f98badc2.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>It’s Dry January. Sort of. Eggsy’s on a “massive can”, Rhys is insisting he is sober, and Producer Paul is spiritually broken after poisoning himself on New Year’s Eve. Together, Rhys &amp; Eggs kick off what may or may not be the&nbsp;<strong>first podcast of 2026 ever made</strong>, and immediately derail into cans, colours of alcohol, and why mixing drinks will absolutely ruin your life. What follows is a deep, dangerous dive into old press interviews from 2009, fan Q&amp;As that should never have been answered, and proof that the internet used to just print&nbsp;<em>anything</em>&nbsp;you told it.</p><p><br></p><p><a href=\"https://open.spotify.com/track/1CCY4Dje9aw1dVRSIxUHTu?si=4b5f57143fea4db8\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">New Single out now</a></p><p><br></p><h3><strong>Key GLC Science Facts</strong></h3><ul><li>People were younger in 2009 than they are now</li><li>Mixing drink colours is a medical disaster</li><li>Charity shops peaked in the early 2000s</li><li>If you can smell your own balls, something has gone wrong</li><li>Press interviews were better when journalists didn’t fact-check</li></ul><p><br></p><p><br></p><h3><strong>What Goes Down</strong></h3><ul><li>🍺&nbsp;<strong>Dry January chat</strong>&nbsp;(aka Can-uary, Dry-Jan-Except-Lager, and “I’ll start on the 13th”)</li><li>🎵 Talking the new GLC song&nbsp;<em>Dry Jan</em>&nbsp;— shot on a phone, in a cricket club, featuring Eggsy’s dad</li><li>📉 Proof that cheaper videos = better songs</li><li>📰 Revisiting a cursed 2009&nbsp;<em>Female First</em>&nbsp;interview that somehow still exists online</li><li>🧥 How to dress like GLC (answer: charity shops, nosy women, skid-marked pants)</li><li>🍞 Gourmet recipes including&nbsp;<em>Bread &amp; Salt</em>&nbsp;and eating your own snot</li><li>🎬 Who should play GLC in a film (spoiler: Ian Lavender from Dad’s Army)</li><li>🚌 Tour memories involving hangovers, northern train stations, frozen feet, and no food</li><li>🧠 Admitting that for the first five years of the band,&nbsp;<strong>everything said to the press was a lie</strong></li><li>🎤 The best and worst things about touring (mostly smells, buses, and balls)</li><li>🗑️ Why charity shops are dead and Vinted ruined everything</li><li>🎭 David Bowie impressions nobody asked for</li><li>🛑 A firm reminder at the end:&nbsp;<strong>don’t kill dogs</strong></li></ul>","author_name":"Goldie Lookin Chain"}