{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/69387bed0e4329eef0e2657a?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Mini Bad Boy Special: Beef Pies, Bad Knees & Bullseye at Midnight","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/1765309077828-d7ba2c2c-9c20-43b9-98ca-d8d590bdc8bf.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Eggsy and Adam (later Rhys) crack open a warm tour can and take us on a magical mystery ride through the 2025 GLC tour:</p><ul><li><strong>Manchester</strong>&nbsp;– Misty appears like the Welsh Elton John, crowd goes absolutely batshit, and some bloke called Dom drinks alone in the dressing room.</li><li><strong>Kendall</strong>&nbsp;– Chef chops off half his finger and bleeds all over the fish and chips. Very rock ’n’ roll.</li><li><strong>Margate</strong>&nbsp;– The boys drink in a pub that might be called “The Bag o’ Buckets” or something. Adam goes home early for Bullseye.</li><li><strong>Bexhill</strong>&nbsp;– Eggsy has a pre-show dinner of&nbsp;<em>ice cream followed by a Pot Noodle</em>. Athlete.</li><li><strong>Newcastle</strong>&nbsp;– Ladyboys of Bangkok next door; Billy does 10 poos; someone gets smashed in a beer hall; Rhys injures his leg after two songs and ends up being medically laughed at by NHS staff.</li><li><strong>Hull</strong>&nbsp;– A pub so terrifying even GLC walk straight back out.</li><li><strong>Nottingham</strong>&nbsp;– Longest graffiti penis ever documented.</li><li><strong>Exmouth to Falmouth</strong>&nbsp;– Trego Mills nearly causes a religious experience. Pete Doherty’s dog exposes its luminous anus.</li><li><strong>Frome</strong>&nbsp;– Adam once performed an entire gig four seconds behind reality.</li><li><strong>Bridgend</strong>&nbsp;– The beer tastes like farts and everyone has to move dressing rooms mid-gig.</li><li><strong>Ipswich</strong>&nbsp;– The lads stay up late watching a sci-fi porno on Talking Pictures TV that scarred them spiritually.</li><li><strong>Oxford</strong>&nbsp;– Beef pie dream achieved; Adam pukes on his own poo and is reborn stronger.</li><li><strong>Reading</strong>&nbsp;– Full English served in a bowl, ghost made of glittery smoke appears in the corridor.</li><li><strong>Southampton</strong>&nbsp;– The boys all fall asleep on sofas and Adam makes a tiny mouse-squeak in his sleep that becomes the highlight of the tour.</li><li><strong>Another place</strong>&nbsp;– Venue staff demand an extra 15 minutes of rapping; GLC politely refuse and drink heavily at a golf club instead.</li></ul><p>The boys close with a reminder that&nbsp;<strong>next year’s tour is Stairway to Newport</strong>, featuring their ongoing search for the mythical&nbsp;<strong>perfect steak and ale pie</strong>&nbsp;— roaring fire, pub dog (but not one with worms), proper ale, shortcrust pastry, the lot.</p><p>This episode is 55 minutes of pure Newport chaos that you’ll never get back — but you’ll be glad you spent it.</p>","author_name":"Goldie Lookin Chain"}