This week, we attempted personal growth and immediately regret it. Tay returns from a wellness retreat with absolutely no inner peace and several hot takes. Meanwhile, Whit is reunited with her phone and experiences a level of joy normally reserved for military homecomings. Then, because we are now a Bravo recap podcast whether we planned it or not, Taylor gives a full beginner’s guide to The Valley — who everyone is, who hates each other, and the emotional backstory you need before we start recapping. Consider this your catch-up cheatsheet so you can spiral with us.