{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67c340d5c6cef89b7dfa7153/686faa512a19450763db30d2?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Is eye contact acceptable on public transport?","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67c340d5c6cef89b7dfa7153/1752148414671-a64aed9b-bb03-421a-89fb-9f580f5b2d93.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>This week, Mark and Dave explore the great unspoken tension of modern life: <strong>How much eye contact is socially acceptable on a bus or train? </strong></p><p> Is it zero? Is it constant, unblinking, predator-level staring? </p><p> Is it… the start of a lifelong romance? Or a police report? </p><p><br></p><p>In this wildly derailed episode:</p><p><br></p><p> – Dave reveals his “commuter toolkit” (spoiler: it’s sinister)</p><p> – Mark invents the world’s most impractical dating method</p><p> – One of them suggests newspapers made of one-way glass</p><p> – And both accidentally reinvent blind dating… but with <em>no</em> talking, looking, or moving</p><p><br></p><p>If you’ve ever made awkward eye contact on the tube and then spent the rest of your journey thinking about it—this episode is for you.</p><p><br></p><p> #FunnyPodcast #BritishHumour #EyeContactRules #CommutingFails #PublicTransportLife #SocialAwkwardness #ComedyPodcast #PodcastClips #FinallyTheMeaningOfLife #ModernLifeIsWeird</p>","author_name":"Mark & Dave"}