{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/6a032508ece5b71f1f6d2cf2?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"**NEW MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷 ","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/1778590505178-1592d31e-cc7f-4970-93d6-12cc908d553f.jpeg?height=200","description":"<h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png\">&nbsp;MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Mr. Tea is BACK… and this time the tea is fully charged, dropped calls included, with a deep dive into the mysterious rise and immediate faceplant of Trump FAMILYs alleged luxury cellphone company.&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4f1/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f480/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>In this episode, Mr. TEA asks the questions nobody else is brave enough, reckless enough, or caffeinated enough to ask:</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4de/72.png\">&nbsp;Was this a cellphone company… or a glorified gold-plated walkie-talkie?</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4b0/72.png\">&nbsp;Why does every “patriotic” business somehow end up needing billion-dollar miracles?</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4e1/72.png\">&nbsp;Did the signal disappear faster than campaign promises at a gas station?</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1fad6/72.png\">&nbsp;And most importantly… WHO thought America needed a MAGA iPhone made out of vibes and transistor radio energy?!</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>With the usual chaotic elegance, Mr. TEA serves piping-hot commentary, conspiracy-side-eye, Black Twitter reactions, economics, gas prices, billionaire behavior, and enough spicy sarcasm to fry a SIM card.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Expect:</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;Psycho T theories</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;Luxury capitalism slander</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;Street philosophy mixed with geopolitics</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;“America’s Daddy” energy</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;And at least three moments where you’ll ask yourself:</strong></h1><h1><strong>“Wait… did he actually just say that?”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Classy? Absolutely.</strong></h1><h1><strong>Messy? Without question.</strong></h1><h1><strong>Fair and balanced? Baby… this is&nbsp;Mr. TEA.&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>One thing is certain:</strong></h1><h1><strong>The phones may have lost signal… but the tea came in crystal clear.</strong></h1><p><br></p>","author_name":"XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK"}