{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/69fe99db2b71c054a3e93867?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM!!!!!!....OR AT LEAST A \"FINISH A BETTER SCRIPT.  o_0","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/1778292306475-542d65d4-daad-4f5b-8d9d-17c11f0d0761.jpeg?height=200","description":"<h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;MAN ON FILM EPISODE #52: MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM… OR AT \"FINISH\" A BETTER SCRIPT! 0_o&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\"></h1><h1><br></h1><h1>Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio enter the arena for&nbsp;Mortal Kombat 2, and baby… the fatalities were flying, the fan service was fan-servicing, and the theater was packed with gamers, twunks, incels, tomboys, and everybody who ever yelled&nbsp;“GET OVER HERE!”&nbsp;at a Sega Genesis.&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ae/72.png\"></h1><h1><br></h1><h1>This sequel comes in swinging harder than the first one — more characters, more chaos, more Baraka teeth, more Scorpion smoke, and Carl Urban showing up like, “Fine, I’ll save the movie myself.” But while the fights had sparks, the script had Xcellence asking one very important question:</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>“Who wrote this weak sauce with a magic hat and floating lava rocks?”</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>In this episode, we get into:</h1><h1><br></h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;Johnny Cage finally arriving</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1fa78/72.png\">&nbsp;Cole Young getting written off like a bad tax deduction</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2694_fe0f/72.png\">&nbsp;Baraka needing way more screen time</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f9ca/72.png\">&nbsp;Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and the “get over here” economy</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3a9/72.png\">&nbsp;Kung Lao’s hat allegedly being Mjolnir</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ae/72.png\">&nbsp;Mortal Kombat vs. Mario on the video game movie chart</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f602/72.png\">&nbsp;Wakanda hand-clap allegations</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f480/72.png\">&nbsp;And why Mortal Kombat 2 might be the flag football version of Mortal Kombat</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>Is it fun? Yes.</h1><h1>Is it better than the first one? Absolutely.</h1><h1>Is the story strong? Baby… finish that thought yourself.</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>It’s bloody, nostalgic, ridiculous, loud, sassy, and somehow still not violent enough for two men who came to see spines get removed with customer service.</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>Mortal Kombat 2 gets over here… and MAN ON FILM gets into it.</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ac/72.png\">&nbsp;Finish him? More like polish the script first.</h1><p><br></p>","author_name":"XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK"}