{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/69fb3d7f669475c107401b7e?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":" VELELLA VELELLA **NEW XCELLENT WORLD PODCAST**","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/1778072698923-9db9a156-cfbb-4f40-aa44-7885c7ee708b.jpeg?height=200","description":"<h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f30a/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f41f/72.png\">&nbsp;XCELLENT WORLD PODCAST: VELELLA VELELLA — WHAT THE HELL IS WASHING UP ON CALIFORNIA?!&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f41f/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f30a/72.png\"></h1><h1><br></h1><h1>Welcome back to&nbsp;Xcellent World, the best show in the world… according to your mama anyway.&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f62d/72.png\"></h1><h1><br></h1><h1>This week, Xcellence dives face-first into one of the strangest things currently invading the California coastline:</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>VELELLA VELELLA.</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>Or as normal people call it:</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BLUE THING ON THE BEACH?!”</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>From San Diego to Santa Cruz, mysterious little blue alien jelly-raft-butterfly-sailboat creatures are washing ashore — and apparently they’ve just been floating through life letting the wind decide their destiny like emotionally confused millennials.&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32c_fe0f/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f480/72.png\"></h1><h1><br></h1><h1>In this episode:</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f30a/72.png\">&nbsp;X tries to pronounce “hydroids” for 20 minutes</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1fabc/72.png\">&nbsp;Portuguese Man o’ War catches a stray</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f98b/72.png\">&nbsp;Childhood butterfly crimes are confessed publicly</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f6f6/72.png\">&nbsp;Tiny ocean sailboats for ants are investigated</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f62d/72.png\">&nbsp;California beaches turn into Pokémon spawn zones</h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f440/72.png\">&nbsp;And somehow we end up discussing Karens, Hannity, Russian spelling bees, and whether touching your eyes after touching a VELELLA VELELLA sends you to another dimension</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>Are they jellyfish?</h1><h1>Are they aliens?</h1><h1>Are they Pokémon?</h1><h1>Are they tiny ocean landlords being evicted by climate chaos?</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>Nobody knows.</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>But one thing is certain:</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>If you can spell VELELLA VELELLA without Googling it, Xcellence officially fears you.</h1><h1><br></h1><h1>The ocean is weird.</h1><h1>California is weirder.</h1><h1>And this episode? Completely unhinged.</h1><h1><br></h1><h1><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f30a/72.png\">&nbsp;XCELLENT WORLD PODCAST&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f30a/72.png\"></h1><h1>Where education, chaos, and absolutely unnecessary commentary collide.</h1>","author_name":"XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK"}