{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/69a56627854be12860c49633?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":" SCREAM 7 : We didn’t watch Scream… We \"SCREAMED\" at it. ☠️| MEN ON FILM | XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67b4e32def66dc14d1e4bd6d/1772447095301-f01482ea-e4f5-4c37-93e6-07eea9f4f45d.jpeg?height=200","description":"<h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ac/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f327_fe0f/72.png\">&nbsp;MAN ON FILM vs SCREAM 7</strong></h1><p><br></p><h1><strong>REVIEW BOTTOM LINE:&nbsp;We didn’t watch Scream… We \"SCREAMED\" at it. <img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2620_fe0f/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Yeah, </strong></h1><h1><strong>I screamed.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>At the screen.</strong></h1><h1><strong>At the script.</strong></h1><h1><strong>At Ghostface.</strong></h1><h1><strong>At the studio executives.</strong></h1><h1><strong>At Gail Weathers’ lighting team.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Let’s begin.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f52a/72.png\">&nbsp;The Premise (And The Problem)</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>They brought somebody back.</strong></h1><h1><strong>And then didn’t bring them back.</strong></h1><h1><strong>And then kind of brought them back.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>You know what? If you know, you know.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>That’s enough.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>But here’s the thing — if you’re gonna resurrect chaos, you better commit.</strong></h1><h1><strong>Give it a three-picture deal.</strong></h1><p><br></p><h1><strong>And for a moment? We had it.</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f9df_200d_2642_fe0f/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><strong>After Six movies of Ghostface being harder to kill than a Fast &amp; Furious character, did this latest return arrive in a fun way?</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>and the classic members of the cast.....Bored. Including Nev Campbell.</strong></h1><h1><strong>And don’t get me started on Gail.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png\">&nbsp;Gail Weathers (Or Her Weathered Clone)</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>I kept asking in the theater:</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>“Who is that?”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>They kept saying: “That’s Gail.”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>I said: “No it’s not.”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Respectfully…</strong></h1><p><br></p><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Now let’s discuss the real horror.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Sidney Prescott survived SIX movies.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>SIX.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong> and Her daughter had zero survival instincts.</strong></h1><h1><strong>No Rambette energy.</strong></h1><h1><strong>No “my mom survived 60 stabbings so I trained in Muay Thai at 7” vibes.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Nothing.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>We was in the theater yelling:</strong></h1><h1><strong>“Hit center mass! TWO shots! CLACK-CLACK!”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Nope.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Angst. Confusion. Bad decisions.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f9e0/72.png\">&nbsp;Logic? Never Met Her.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>The town shuts down.</strong></h1><h1><strong>There’s an active killer.</strong></h1><h1><strong>And the main character says:</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>“You know what we should do?</strong></h1><h1><strong>Hang out. Together. In public.”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>That’s not bravery.</strong></h1><h1><strong>That’s accessory charges.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;What Actually Worked</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Credit where credit is due:</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>The beer tap kill?</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ad/72.png\">&nbsp;Final Score</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>We’re giving it:&nbsp;65%</strong></h1><h1><strong>That’s:</strong></h1><h1><strong>“I had fun.....yelling.”</strong></h1><h1><strong>“I was mad....but entertained.”</strong></h1><h1><strong>“Stop making these for us to see unless you want am equally insanely DEFT &amp; ASTUTE &amp; ACCURATE REVIEW.”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3a4/72.png\">&nbsp;Final Thoughts from Tha Man</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>If you do Scream 8:</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Kill Gail early.</strong></h1><h1><strong>Train BABY PRESCOTT.</strong></h1><h1><strong>Commit to ScarFACE as a real menace.</strong></h1><h1><strong>Or rename it </strong><u>STAB</u><strong> and reboot the madness!</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Because at this point?</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>I didn’t watch Scream.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>I screamed at Scream.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ac/72.png\"><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f327_fe0f/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><strong>MAN ON FILM!!!!</strong></h1><h1><strong>Because it’s always raining Man!</strong></h1><p><br></p>","author_name":"XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK"}