{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67a65281340a5590cdba5420/689b5fda96e56d505b7c4bb4?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"A Quick Gondola Story ","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67a65281340a5590cdba5420/1755011308502-7ecae7ef-685c-4440-9b4f-09d4944d48ea.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>From Bronosaurus foreplay in Jurassic Park to breaking down the latest win, we’re kicking off Episode 18 with equal parts soccer talk and dad-level chaos. If you’re a fan of the beautiful game, questionable parenting stories, and the occasional inappropriate laugh — you’re in the right place.</p><p><br></p><p>In this episode, we cover:</p><p><br></p><p>Jurassic Park’s “what did I just watch?” moments 🦖</p><p><br></p><p>Recapping the big win and standout players</p><p><br></p><p>Dad life: coaching youth soccer without losing your mind</p><p><br></p><p>Ranking small-town hotness levels (yes, really)</p><p><br></p><p>Water park trips, photobombing strangers, and surviving kid tantrums</p><p><br></p><p>Why grape jelly is poor people food 🍇😂</p><p><br></p><p>Whether you’re here for the match analysis or the mayhem, we’re delivering soccer banter with a side of unfiltered comedy.</p><p><br></p><p>📅 New episodes every week — perfect for your commute, halftime break, or hiding from the kids in the garage.</p><p><br></p><p>https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&amp;si=A7Rnrc3DBKv-TcZB</p><p><br></p><p>Listen, laugh, and join the squad!</p><p>👍 Like the video</p><p>💬 Drop your favorite (or worst) dad soccer story in the comments</p><p>🔔 Subscribe so you never miss the chaos</p><p><br></p><p>Timestamps:</p><p>0:00 Dino disasters &amp; Jurassic Park roast</p><p>9:42 Breaking down the big win</p><p>18:55 Coaching kids soccer without losing it</p><p>30:12 Water park adventures &amp; small-town rankings</p><p>42:35 Food crimes: peanut butter &amp; butter sandwiches</p><p><br></p><p>Hashtags:</p><p>#SoccerPodcast #MLS #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #SoccerDads #MatchRecap #FunnyPodcast #JurassicPark #ParentingFails #SoccerFans</p>","author_name":"City Dads"}