These are NOT the full-fat conspiracies that give conspiracy theorists a bad name.
They're the wholesome, laughable, thought-provoking and largely plagiarised observations about stuff you encounter everyday.
Like suspiciously magnified seafood cabinets that make your prawns look bigger. T-shirts secretly designed by optometrists to coax you into new glasses, and something about feminine hygiene products that we probably shouldn't go into here.
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