The holidays are nearly here, but things are anything but peaceful. Kelsey had a rough week after a group of youths grabbed her phone in London, though thankfully she managed to get it back. Rebecca took a temporary break from her gig‑going era to attend a panto, but don’t worry, she’ll be back screaming the house down at concerts with her man this week. Rebecca absolutely cannot cope with living in fear in her own home, specifically the fear of someone breaking in, and Nytol every night is simply not a sustainable solution.
Kelsey, on the other hand, is spiralling over new reports (TikToks) stating that cold plunges may not be good for women… mainly because, as usual, almost all studies are done on men. Maybe they’ll release female research in 2048. The girls are easing into the festive spirit with some strong Christmas hot takes, including Rebecca’s controversial thoughts on Santa Claus (parents, do not let the kids hear this one). Kelsey defends Christmas music with her whole chest… just don’t mention Michael Bublé.