A Navy captain's rape gets filed as a workplace injury. The Kennedy Center can't survive without Trump's name bolted to it. Pirro tries to erase Bannon's conviction with a Post-it note. Hegseth fires the general who wouldn't bury the Kid Rock chopper probe, promotes the guy who delivered the threat. Trump calls Hormuz \"very functioning\" between rocket strikes, then vows to bomb Oman anyway. Iran levels billions in CIA infrastructure across seven countries. Trump declares war on Canada, the country he admits America doesn't need, then eats $272 billion in retaliation. And Tim Curry, in fishnets and pearls, held a door open for 51 years. Tape rolls.
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