Trump makes 3,600 trades in 90 days, clears $750 million before the regulators he runs catch up. Axon spikes, ICE buys tasers. Nvidia spikes, China buys chips. Six tech giants spike, the AI plan drops. Eric and Don Jr. call war profiteering \"patriotic capitalism\" and cash $3.2 billion in contracts. United, Delta, TurboTax, and Toyota buy their rules back for a million apiece. A judge calls the IRS lawsuit a shakedown. Blueberries turn murderous, mines turn deadly, fraud turns record-breaking. The Supreme Court says the tariffs were illegal, so $160 billion goes back to the price-gougers. Hernández walks. Schwartz walks. Leiweke walks. Gentile keeps the $1.7 billion. Ranchers eat their own herd's collapse and get served shitty beef from nowhere as a thank-you. Tape rolls.
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