Four dead soldiers vanish from the Pentagon's spreadsheet, then reappear once reporters ask questions. Iran hits back after twelve nights of strikes, the EU fines Google and gets tariff threats for it, and a court filing catches the White House admitting it torched clean energy grants over an election. Hegseth hands out testosterone to some troops and takes it as a reason to ban others. LeBron trades Bel-Air for Philly, and the Pink Panther loses its saxophone. Tape rolls.
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