Iran calls America ISIS while trading airstrikes for the ninth straight day, and the Houthis pile on with a Red Sea blockade for good measure. Taylor Farms lettuce gives thousands of Americans explosive diarrhea, then buys its way to a magic false positive. The FBI stops investigating ICE shootings so ICE can grade its own homework. The Tate brothers get arrested again for the same old reasons. A man torches a cart outside 26 Federal Plaza. Christopher Nolan makes $264 million off Homer while the internet melts down over Helen of Troy. And Trump gets booed at his one World Cup appearance, snubbed by a handshake, and outshined by Spain — and Shakira's hips. Tape rolls.
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