Trump called off an airstrike he announced that morning and declared victory anyway. SpaceX went public at $1.77 trillion and Elon Musk may be a trillionaire by Friday. A housing official briefly ran national intelligence before Congress intervened. The Post Office wants your voter rolls or it's keeping your ballot. Someone wrote a slogan in the White House lawn grass and now the feds are doing forensics on turf. A political assassin pleaded guilty in Minnesota. A UFC octagon on the White House lawn may or may not survive a federal judge. Tape rolls.
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