Donald Trump bombed Iran over a helicopter he called \"not a big deal,\" which puts the word \"proportional\" in serious need of a lawyer. The Trump family rang the Nasdaq bell, pocketed $500 million, and watched the stock crater to 68 cents — the White House says there's no conflict of interest, which is the most confident thing anyone has said about a bell and a drain in American history. Madison Square Garden booed the president so loud it ate the national anthem alive, and he responded at 2 a.m. on Truth Social like a man who definitely doesn't need this. Kash Patel fired analysts for a memo their own bureau killed three years ago, because the purge doesn't need a reason, just a list. Jared Kushner's Albanian yacht marina is already destroying a nature reserve that hasn't been assessed yet. Russia threatened nuclear war over a NATO training exercise in Finland, which tracks. And a World Cup special report. Tape rolls.
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