Stitch and Zacky Moon spend the shift untangling a pastor out of Cleveland who introduced his second wife to the whole congregation during Sunday service, sparking a long argument about whose needs are actually getting met. Cheerios finally gives cereal bags a proper reseal, triggering a debate over whether that counts as innovation or basic decency. Toss in a countdown to the Creepy Crawl, a Count Chocula hunt, and a case for crowning Reese’s the real national chocolate, and the shift turns into total chaos.
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