Stitch and Zacky Moon run the show today, kicking things off with a real local business called Turd Tossers, the professional poop pickup crew that solves everyone’s backyard problem. They move into hair banking, a new experimental treatment that freezes your follicles now so science can clone them back onto your scalp later. Somewhere in between, a debate breaks out over who actually drives the speed limit on Sturgis Road, and McDonald’s new Disney villain boo buckets get the attention they deserve.
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