Stitch and Zaccy Moon rank the internet’s list of boomer Halloween candy and immediately start arguing over whether Laffy Taffy and Starburst even belong on it. They dig into a batch of doctor-submitted stories about the dumbest things patients have ever done, including a guy who pulled a knife out of his own chest and then put it back in after a 911 operator told him not to. They wrap up debating whether they’d walk through a cemetery alone at night, and the national numbers on that are lower than either of them expects.
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