Anger isn't fixed by yelling, and Houston's got the science to prove venting makes it worse, not better. Then Rapid City tap water gets a shiny national nod while Stitch still can't bring himself to drink it from the faucet. And somebody stole a lacrosse team's trailer, which kicks off a solid five minutes of amateur crime theorizing. Grab your ham and cheese Hot Pocket and settle in.
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