The guys kick things off with a Fourth of July public health warning you did not ask for, involving a parasite, seventeen states, and a word neither of them can pronounce. Then they break down the ten-hour celebrity wedding taking over Madison Square Garden, lobster, truckloads of chicken, and all. America also votes on one real face to represent the whole country, and the winner is tough to argue with. And things wrap up with cockroaches wearing tiny underwater diving suits.
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