Leslie brings in a tallboy of banana water, and things go downhill from the first sip as the crew tries to figure out how you even squeeze water out of a banana. Then an orange cat crashes a stage production of Romeo and Juliet, attacking poor dead Romeo mid-death-scene before settling in to watch the rest. And it turns out people will pay serious money for a chair, as long as the right celebrity sat in it first.
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