Stitch is back from Chicago with stories about a dinner cruise on the river, a fake birthday shoutout from the boat DJ, and a parking situation that nearly broke him. Then the crew finds out the entire town of Hell, Michigan is for sale for six hundred twenty five thousand dollars, and the merch ideas start flying. Plus a TikTok time traveler claims humanity goes extinct next year, which sends everyone down a rabbit hole involving an eighteenth century painting of a woman who appears to be checking her phone.
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