Right, there's simply no time to waste, you gormless old tit. First: fix your shabby little life with Bumble. Then, hop over to L.A. to help me belittle a broken parody of a half-human homunculus. Next, catch up with old friend of the electric sodcast, Fintan Hullaboo, as he enjoys himself furtively at Canterbury Cathedral. Do you like true crime documentaries? Good evening. Do you like the sound of a cat -mired in corruption- who is allergic to being a cat? What's that smell? Why is there a Honda Civic in somebody's garden? What does Mike from next door want? And where is the best place to behead a swan, anyway?
Now: go get us a new subscriber. We're rootin' for ya, slugger!
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