{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/672e31ae61e4ef810f426f96/6ae796eb339f23a72658f6dd?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"#101 – We’re Way Too Comfortable Telling Grown People What to Do","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/672e31ae61e4ef810f426f96/1793560783527-9a7d943a-1f3e-4824-bb0b-04758d795fb4.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>This week, we’re talking about unsolicited advice and minding your business, the real-life opinions nobody asked for: Jocelyn thinks we’re way too comfortable telling full-grown adults what to do, and money and kids are two places she will not go. Jade says $6,000 on a pair of drawers is her business, and when the internet came for everybody who bought the $2,000 iPhone Duo, she had one question: who put only 2,000 down? Plus Freddie Jackson, a fake substitute in Milwaukee who told police she hates kids, a Welcome to eBay email for an account Jade never opened, Jocelyn doing Disney by herself, Jocelyn’s ADHD pill and a Starbucks run, and peanut butter and chili, round three. Whether you’re navigating opinions about your money, your kids, or your last purchase, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.</p><h2>Show Notes</h2><ul><li>The internet went out for a whole day. AT&amp;T sent Jade $6.67, and Jocelyn says Comcast only credits you if you ask</li><li>Jocelyn’s second day on her ADHD pill, a Starbucks run, and the difference between a Refresher and an Energy Refresher</li><li>Jade: there needs to be a health warning on the Trenta</li><li>Jade’s spider in the car, and the bee that made Jocelyn swing the car door open</li><li>Jocelyn’s 6am bug on her shoulder, and the bees that keep running into her office window</li><li>Jocelyn’s friend told her she isn’t a real person. Jade: if y’all in a sim, he the one that’s fake</li><li>Jocelyn pre-ordered the iPhone Duo: a 7:55 alarm, and no pickup in Indiana, Illinois, or Ohio at 8:02</li><li>The delivery date moved to November 16 to 23. Jade: that’s about to be Thanksgiving</li><li>Jocelyn: Apple had the patent first. Jade: they still got beat</li><li>Y’all complain about the housing market but spend $2,000 on a phone? Jade: who put only 2,000 down?</li><li>Jocelyn: most people buying these phones aren’t paying $2,000, and she isn’t either</li><li>Jocelyn’s $94 case options, black or walnut. Jade: they could’ve at least done a light blue</li><li>Jocelyn: we’re too comfortable telling full-grown adults what to do, and she won’t give advice on money or kids. Jade adds religion</li><li>Jade: the people who really know don’t force it on you. They wait for you to come</li><li>Jade: $6,000 on a pair of drawers is her business. Jocelyn: because they say they cashmere</li><li>Jade: everything that happens in your brain doesn’t have to come out of your mouth</li><li>RIP Freddie Jackson, gone at 70</li><li>The cruise debate: Jade wants to be drunk doing the Wobble at 11am, and Jocelyn would rather have fun on land</li><li>Jocelyn wants a girls’ trip, and she’s done waiting, so she’s doing Disney by herself in Mickey ears. Jade wants Epcot and a German pub, but she has to take the kids</li><li>Jade got a Welcome to eBay email for an account she never opened. Jocelyn’s Chewy account got hacked once</li><li>The fake substitute in Milwaukee who told police she hates kids. Jade: she could’ve just gotten a gym membership</li><li>Jade: my mama taught me to respect teachers, and that people need to respect me too</li><li>Peanut butter and chili, round three: lettuce, pickles, and Jade’s ants on a log</li><li>Jade will do a cinnamon roll on the side, and she’s going to the cinnamon roll lady Sunday</li><li>Jade is done with nursing school in December</li></ul>","author_name":"Sweetheart Creations LLC"}