{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/66f9d470ca47371af0972481/6a8fab466634e0e9bae16337?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"John Carpenter's Vampires (aka Gaywalker) ","description":"<p>What a deeply and totally unpolished turd.</p><p>And now that I&#39;m done talking about James Woods, now for the rest of this movie!</p><p><br></p><p>Who is responsible for this?</p><ul><li>Director: John Carpenter</li><li>Writers: Don Jakoby, based on the novel by John Steakley</li><li>Stars: James Woods (notorious Hollywood shithead, known for being in Kingdom Hearts and suing anyone who doesn’t agree with him, incl his harassment victoms), Daniel Baldwin (b list Baldwin but at least he didn’t shoot anyone afaik), Sheryl Lee (Laura Palmer! She should have stayed in the Black Lodge), Thomas Ian Griffith (martial artist and yet not the hero of this film), Maximillian Schell (he is German), and more! Wait, is that Shang Tsung?????</li></ul><p><br></p><p>What do we recommend?</p><ul><li>Emily - Rockula, any other Vampire movie. Also Tim Curry and Dolly Parton RIP</li><li>Ben - Near Dark, What We Do in the Shadows, Avatar Aang</li><li>Jeremy - Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma</li></ul>","author_name":"Jeremy Whitley"}