Brian is dangerously close to becoming a minivan dad and Jasmine refuses to let it happen. Fernando Mendoza might be an AI-generated valet driver or the most enthusiastic Chick-fil-A drive-thru employee alive, and Brian experienced something he can only describe as a “Kirk Cousins.” Meanwhile, the WNBA needs an emergency meeting to figure out what the “W” even stands for, the Los Angeles Lakers just sold for an absolutely insane $12.5 BILLION, and Jasmine is convinced someone stole Luka Dončić’s X account before posting his statement. Plus, the Chicago Bears cannot become the Indiana ones, and in the update nobody asked for: our micro-penis friend finally got his endowment fund.
Sports. Billionaires. Minivans. Micro-penises.Another perfectly normal episode of The X’s & NO’s Podcast.
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