Mark Cuban is officially suing Mavericks owner Patrick Dumont and Jasmine wants to start a GoFundMe to help his cause, LeBron keeps finding new ways to make everything about LeBron, and the Spurs find themselves in the middle of an Instagram-fueled soap opera after a now-former play-by-play announcer allegedly got a little too close to Lindy Waters III's sister. Meanwhile, trash from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's lavish MSG wedding is somehow for sale, Brian and Jasmine reveal their most irrational fears involving naked home invaders, guillotines, and the rapture, and the USMNT delivers a full-blown case of \"soccer whiskey dick.\"
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