part 1 of 3 Getting Color Commentary Tsunami Bear, Derrick and BT start episode 129 with an Ace Ventura reference of "Bumblebee Tuna" being the meaning of BT
talk about the tragic passing of Benjamin Satterley "PAC" and now his cause of death has been revealed to have been Bronchial Asthma and has been ruled natural causes
talk about Edge/Adam Copeland announcement that 2027 will be his last year as a Pro Wrestler and he will be retiring because he's old
read the unhinged transcript from the Toni Storm Cassette Tape that teases the return of and the mysterious attack that took Toni Storm off TV and we have a lot of fun with it
explain why Montez Ford and WWE are being sued for a "Lap Dance" and why the Street Profits dropped the tag titles and haven't been on TV in a very funny way
talk about Max Caster apologizing for his rap that got him fired from TNA and says he will be stepping away from wrestling and seeking therapy
review Juggalo Championship Wrestling JCW Lunacy Ep. 103 Match One The Backseat Boyz (JP and Tommy Grayson) vs. Harry Pit (Moshpit Mike and Sasquatch) w/ Mac Davis The Backseats are in the driver seat until Mike hot tags in Bigfoot and he goes crazy with powerslams and double chokeslams. Mike gets in the ring to celebrate with Sasquatch but gets picked up for a chokeslam on the Backseats, the cover and wins. Winner: Match Two “The Neon Ninja” Facade w/ The Ring Rat vs. “The Process” Malcolm Monroe III Winner: Malcolm Monroe III Malcom gives Facade a handshake and thanks for the match. Facade looks at the Rat annoyed. Mac Davis brings out Mr. Happy and his new baby, Pooey (pronounced Poo-ey). Before Mr. Happy can say anything, Donovan Dijak and Jasmin St. Clair walk to the ring. She’s mad that Mr. Happy gave her stretch marks and saggy tits and that she could never be as good of a mother as Lindsey Clancy (Wikipedia tells me that she strangled three of her children? Yeesh). Mr. Happy tries to attack Dijak with the stroller to no avail. After a kick to Mr. Happy’s dick. Dijak beats down Happy with the stroller until he locks eyes with the baby. Mr. Happy tries to stop it but Dijak hits a big elbow on the baby. (Snitsky would be proud) Dijak and Jasmin leave as Mr. Happy holds the brutalized baby. Mac Davis takes a look at the baby and a video of a smiling baby pops up on the screen as Davis says the baby doesn't have a scratch on it as Mr. Happy does a happy dance. Match Three Bunkhouse Brawl Match for the JCW Tag Team Titles Choppa City ("Choppa Man" Atiba and "Hollywood Choppa” Bruce Waynes) vs. Juggalo World Order (2 Tuff Tony and Willy Mack) Special Guest Ref: Mad Man Pondo They fight all over the building and tease Atiba going over the railing. Pondo takes forever to leave the ring to officiate and every time the JWO goes for a pin, Pondo gives a slow count. They head back to the ring and Tony hits the Lionsault on Waynes for another slow count. Tony pushes Pondo and Pondo responds with a stop sign shot. Waynes puts an arm on a fallen Tony and Pondo hits the quick three count. Choppa City retains. Winner: Choppa City Main Event JCW World Championship Josh Bishop w/ Joel Gertner vs. Painful Paul Special Guest Commentator: Caleb Konley Big meaty match goes for a few minutes before Konley gets jumped by EC3 and Jeeves and they brawl in the ring. As everyone starts fighting the match is thrown out and out comes Krule. THEN THE JWO COME OUT! THEN CHOPPA CITY COME OUT! THEN “THUNDER KISS” BULK ROGAN IS OUT! He starts unloading punches, dumping literally everyone out of the ring. Last is Jeeves who eats a big boot and the big leg as Rogan celebrities as the show ends. Yeah, sure man.
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