part 1 of 3 Getting Color Commentary Father Lloyd, Derrick and BT open episode 127 with stupid jokes and does BT stand for "extra terrestrial"
explain why Keanu Carver was released by WWE NXT and Explain why he sounds like he's a piece of shit
The Acclaimed Anthony Bowens & Max Caster contracts with AEW expiring and them being free agents now and where they might go now
explain the rules for AEW's new match type "Clockwork Carnage" and speculate about the competitors
review Juggalo Championship Wrestling JCW Lunacy ep. 101 The show starts with Violent J, Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony walking in to discover Jasmin St. Clair going into labor backstage. Violent J wonders what they’re going to do and 2 Tuff Tony says they’ll need hot water and towels. J tells Mack to get forceps, and describes them as “salad tossing things”. The house doctor comes in but all he has is hemorrhoid medicine and they kick him out. Jasmin drinks a bunch of Bacardi. Are we sure Vince Russo still isn't writing this? Hokane is suspended indefinitely for bringing a hatchet into the ring. How of all things, is a hatchet banned in a Juggalo promotion? Mac Davis and “Bigfoot Hunter” Mosh Pit Mike with Sasquatch in a cage. Mike says he’s going to train Bigfoot to wrestle and become tag champs. Mike says their team name is “Hairy Pit” Back to Jasmin giving birth with Dr. 2 Tuff Tony and Dr. Violent J. There’s a joke about how she has a huge vagaina as The Outbreak shows up. Match One Venchenzo vs. Sally Boy Italian Street Fight Sally Boy is trying to show he can stand on his own, while Venchenzo is trying to play peacemaker. Every time Sally builds momentum, Venchenzo takes him down. Venchenzo goes to lawn dart Sally Boy into the corner on a chair but gets reversed by a head scissors. Sally Boy hits a chair shot and then a Van Daminator for the win. The announcers bring up that he's not part of the JWO anymore and Sally Boy is on his own. Winner: Sally Boy Back to Jasmin going into labor as she starts to give birth. She punishes out a football, a framed platinum record for Sir Mix-a-Lot’s Mack Daddy Album (The one with Baby Got Back), Holly Hood Haily J’s Dog Stormy, and finally the baby. She tells Violent J to get it away from her and he runs off. The afterbirth shoots out onto 2 Tuff Tony and The Outbreak fight over it. Dani Mo comes out to the ring talking about her match last week, but she’s here to fight and calls out anyone from the back who wants an ass kicking. J-Rod comes to the ring with a Kendo Stick to accept the match, but Mad Man Pondo interrupts to say he’ll be the ref for the match and he’s the new enforcer for JCW, making him the new head ref. Match Two JCW Women’s Championship Dani Mo vs. J-Rod Pretty nice match with a lot of back and forth between the two. J-Rod hits a hidden brass knucks shot but as Pondo counts the three, Holly Hood Haily J pulls Pondo out of the count and she chases J-Rod to the back. Pondo throws out the match Winner: Dani Mo Dani gets in Pondo’s face for throwing out the match and pushes Dani to the ground. A bunch of refs come out to cool down Pondo and he beats them all down. Krule backstage finds a bouquet of roses for him. Violent J with Mac Davis as Pondo comes in telling them how much he loves being a ref. J says he needs to set an example and all he’s delivering is ass kickings. He needs to shape up or he’ll be unemployed. Match Three Krule vs. Painful Paul They fight a whole bunch and then make their way into the crowd. They continue brawling to the exit and as they head through the door, the ref calls a double count out. This is maybe like two minutes. Winner: Nobody They continue to fight into the parking lot Pondo confronts the ref on why he didn't take control of the match and the ref says he’s not paid enough to deal with two 7 foot tall behemoths. Pondo hits him with a stop sign. Violent J chilling on a couch as a guy walks up, telling him he’s been served.
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