Your Bloodline Dies Here follows unlikely metamours from different worlds, vampire slayer Lo and vampire Harvey, as they reluctantly work together to bring back their missing girlfriend.
Content Warnings: Mentions of death/dead body, Mentions of government transphobia and a-phobia, Swearing, Violence, Arguing, Mild stalking
Transcript can be found here
Cast:
Jasper Halcyon (they/them) as Alouise ‘Lo’ Murphy and Rhea Cordero
Cry MJ (he/him) as Harvey Neroson
This pilot, “Teething Problems” was written by Cry MJ with edits by Jasper Halcyon, and transcribed by Cry MJ. Audio engineering by Cry MJ, with original sfx created by cast and sfx attributed from “freesound.org” under a creative commons 0 licence as well as door bell sound effect by Garuda1982 under an attribution 4.0 license. The intro/outro music was “Monachopsis” composed by Felix, and the club music was “The mirror ” composed by frankum, used under an attribution 4.0 license. Cover art by Cry MJ.
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Special thanks to PodJam and the Podcast Book Club for all their hard work, as well as Felix for letting me steal some old music.
This episode was created for the 2026 PodJam event.