It's so crazy to put an exclamation mark at the end of \"Bill Maher Talks to Kids\" if that exclamation mark is not also followed by a question mark, another exclamation mark, and then a series of skull emojis.
Now, you may be looking at the title and thinking \"Wait, didn't Will already talk about 'Talks too Kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!' back when it first came out? And you're correct, I did. But it was early in the podcast, I hadn't keyed in to just how much of this thing was weird and/or reprehensible, and I also was like \"A guest. A guest should also experience this. So I had Boonta Vista co-host Lucy Valentine join me to talk about this, essentially her first encounter with Bill Maher ever, and I gotta say... I think she really enjoyed. OR PERHAPS THAT'S A LIE! Who's to say? Her, I guess. I'll be honest; my heart really isn't in writing this episode description at... 11:33pm. HOWEVER that makes it thematically appropriate because Bill Maher put in zero effort here, and ends up generating no conversation of substance over three different pairs of kids. I guess during the second one he briefly turns into Lou Dobbs, but other than that it's all \"How old are you?\" \"What grade are you in?\" \"What do you want to be when you grow up?\" and perhaps also... \"For Hamas\"!!!!!!!! This episode is genuinely almost entirely making fun of an old guy who thinks he's being really funny. If you've ever found yourself thinking \"I like that podcast but I get upset hearing so much vile shit come out of that man's mouth\" and you can stomach two incidents of transphobia, this is the one for you, baby.
I also think I mention Australia too much for the first half of the episode. I don't know why I did that, I think I was kind of nervous to record with someone I didn't know while I'm so physically exhausted (babies HATE to teethe). I probably didn't need to include this in the episode description. Also I was practically eating my mic so the sound is kind of distorted for my liking. I don't know, man, I'm really just ready to go to bed.
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00:00 - Intro/News/Survey
10:11 - 8 YO/16 YO - All bits
31:38 - 10 YO/10 YO - Let's get deep
50:36 - 13 YO/16 YO - Happy Medium(?)
1:03:37 - Exit
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