Creepy Crooners comes to its concroonsion with creepiest crooner of all: Ozzy Osbourne. What do you think it was like when he bought those little glasses. I bet it was like when a superhero turns to the camera to announce their name and there's a pause where the audience is supposed to clap like seals. Anyways that means this week we rolled it back to 1971 for Master of Reality, and buddy, there's no reality where we're masters of anything.
Also mastering our discussion: We salute a duck who was traded for wine, Rolling Stone has gathered some moss and it's DEFCON 10 songs of the century, and all persons with refined sensibilities are invited to skip the first 30 minutes because it's about peeing in sinks.
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