{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/65939048e90f1d0017bd2f4b/670e51e8488fde85598a8368?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Funny things kids say (again) & THE Biter Story - The Unhelpful Parenting Podcast Episode 32","description":"<p>Strap in for some eye watering parenting confessions and the hilarious kids quotes parents sent in! #kidssaythedarndestthings</p><p>We kick of with our yays and nays, celebrating the wins and fails of our past week.&nbsp;</p><p>Bec’s nay: having the baby sync up with the podcast, giving us severe sleep deprivation the day of the last episode release!</p><p>Bec’s yay: the validation of watching Sam flounder to get the kids to school while she was unexpectedly out of action (he did great though!).</p><p>Sam’s nay: trying to find everything without Bec for school run (and another round of sickness!).</p><p>Sam’s yay: the birds on our family trip over the weekend. But more than that, seeing our kid’s personality come through, facing their fears to hold the birds too.&nbsp;</p><p>There’s no bird-themed dad jokes however, just some good old fashioned eye rolling jokes to take us into the parenting confessional.&nbsp;</p><p>This week the confessional is back, starting with a personal one with our daughter misunderstanding the stern warning from daddy after losing her last waterbottle, and thinking now she lost another that she wouldn’t be allowed to drink water!!</p><p>We had a single parent reach out to share their confession and co-parenting struggles, with a dad who will buy allllll the toys.&nbsp;</p><p>Then there’s THE biter story that will have all the dad’s eyes watering and legs crossed. We then close out the confessional with a parent rewarded with farts to the face for delaying the toilet training process.&nbsp;</p><p>ENTER THE FUNNY KIDS QUOTES!</p><p>From hilarious reactions to messed up words and repeating all the secrets and things you don’t want them to say, listen along to hear the funny things kids say – and send us yours for next time cos this segment is a keeper that we return to regularly!</p><p><br></p><p>FOLLOW US FOR MORE!</p><p><br></p><p>Catch questions and story requests on our social media accounts, or send us your confessionals through <a href=\"https://www.theunhelpfulparentingpodcast.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">our website</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe to YouTube, rate on Spotify and review on Apple and tell us what you think!</p><p>YT: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/@TheUnhelpfulParentingPodcast\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.youtube.com/@TheUnhelpfulParentingPodcast</a></p><p>INSTA: <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/theunhelpfulparentingpodcast/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.instagram.com/theunhelpfulparentingpodcast/ </a></p><p>FB: <a href=\"https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Unhelpful-Parenting-Podcast/61556566731913/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Unhelpful-Parenting-Podcast/61556566731913/ </a></p><p>TT: <a href=\"https://www.tiktok.com/@theunhelpfulparentingpod\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.tiktok.com/@theunhelpfulparentingpod</a></p><p><br></p><p>WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU: Send us your stories &amp; parenting confessionals! <a href=\"https://www.theunhelpfulparentingpodcast.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.theunhelpfulparentingpodcast.com</a></p>","author_name":"Sam & Bec Rogers"}