{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6582e95c0554b00017019afe/6890acc4eb4229c9193a8087?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"#16: Fake Flavours, Falcon Utes and VB Spiders","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6582e95c0554b00017019afe/1754313346061-aa970e66-4656-47e4-8ff8-dcec8db2a986.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 16 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!</p><p>In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea.From the absurdity of pizza-flavored snacks to the quirks of Tourette's Uber drivers, we've got it all covered. Plus, we introduce a new segment and a New game: \"Scrollin' into Stupid\"&nbsp;and \"The Boomer Translater Game\".</p><p>So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><h3><strong>Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.</strong></h3><p><br></p><p><br></p><h2><a href=\"https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong><u>Our Links-&gt;</u></strong></a></h2><p><br></p><h2>Timestamps</h2><p>  00:00:00 - <strong>Pizza Flavored Snacks Rant</strong> : Hosts discuss their disdain for pizza-flavored snacks and how they don't taste like actual pizza.</p><p> &nbsp;00:02:40 - <strong>Podcast Introduction</strong> : Introduction to the \"Get Off My Lawn\" podcast, hosts Darren and Dave, and their social media handles.</p><p> &nbsp;00:04:15 - <strong>Weekly Recap</strong> : Darren and Dave talk about their uneventful week and briefly mention a rugby match.</p><p> &nbsp;00:04:27 - <strong>Callback to Previous Episode</strong> : Discussion about a controversial statement from a previous episode regarding redheads.</p><p> &nbsp;00:07:17 - <strong>Redhead Fetishization</strong> : Hosts discuss the fetishization of redheads and share personal anecdotes.</p><p> &nbsp;00:11:42 - <strong>Boomer Translator Game</strong> : A new segment where Dave tries to translate Gen Z slang into Gen X speak.</p><p> &nbsp;00:16:19 - <strong>Scrolling into Stupid</strong> : Introduction to a segment featuring bizarre and funny internet finds.</p><p> &nbsp;00:17:09 - <strong>Tourette 's Uber Driver</strong>: A humorous look at an Uber driver with Tourette's syndrome.</p><p> &nbsp;00:20:00 - <strong>Scottish Tourette 's Driving Lesson</strong>: A Scottish girl with Tourette's takes a driving lesson, leading to hilarious interactions.</p><p> &nbsp;00:24:05 - <strong>Baylen 's Tourette's</strong>: Discussion about Baelin, a Tourette's influencer, and her frustrations with people mimicking her tics.</p><p> &nbsp;00:32:31 - <strong>Baylen 's Cameo</strong>: Baelin's Cameo service and the cost of her personalized videos.</p><p> &nbsp;00:35:19 - <strong>Ford Ute Critique</strong> : Comedian Chris D'Elia criticizes an iconic Australian Ford Ute, leading to a passionate defense from the hosts.</p><p> &nbsp;00:39:19 - <strong>Chris D 'Elia's Comedy</strong>: A critique of Chris D'Elia's stand-up comedy and his use of crowd work.</p><p> &nbsp;00:41:19 - <strong>Will It Spider?</strong> : Introduction to Russ.eats, who tests various drinks to see if they make good spiders (floats).</p><p> &nbsp;00:48:09 - <strong>Russ.eats Cake Review</strong> : Russ reviews a Woolies Mud Cake, finding it disappointing despite eating half of it.</p><p> &nbsp;00:51:19 - <strong>Plant-Based Bailey 's Review</strong>: Russ reviews a plant-based Bailey's drink, giving it a positive rating.</p><p>  00:52:24 - <strong>Conclusion of Scrolling into Stupid</strong> : Wrapping up the segment with a positive note on Russ.eats.</p><p> &nbsp;00:52:34 - <strong>Teaser for Next Episode</strong> : A teaser for the next episode featuring AI-generated content.</p><p>  00:53:20 - <strong>Woke Dad Ai</strong></p><p>  00:54:10 - <strong>Dear Dave</strong></p><p>  01:00:16 - <strong>Outro- </strong>Sign off</p><p><br></p><p>#wokedad #woke #chrisdelia #tourettes #genz #boomer #genx #ai #fordute #baylen #uberdriver</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>","author_name":"Daz & Dave"}