This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’.
Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS
00:00 - Start of the show
02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise
03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read
05:55 - Stirling as a dad
08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies
16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins
18:40 - Stirling as a captain
23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027
28:28 - The best players have another gear
34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up
35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech
39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions
46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line
49:58 - The Giteau Law is back
53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game
01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug
01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT
01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:19:25 - Close of the Show
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