{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6578964064f5a600162875b1/6a1c58f4ad1ed3d7b51a368f?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"If She F**cks On That Couch, She Buys It","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6578964064f5a600162875b1/1780262101370-392023bf-331d-4abf-9198-301a4c2bf71b.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Attention colleagues!</p><p><br></p><p>Please find attached the minutes from our weekly all-hands, chaired by our Chief Executionary Officer, Orificer and Obfuscator, the professionally prostrate Donna Fella.</p><p><br></p><p>In this reeeeally reeeeally excoyshing knowledge exchange, the C-Suite executives were inspired by significant movement in the market and discuss the harrowing experience of moving house.</p><p><br></p><p>The girls girlboss everyone's doom away as per Doom Inc. company policy, including a listener who is having a clandestine gay affair with their bestie's fave uncle! </p><p><br></p><p>**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**</p><p><br></p><p>Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!</p><p><br></p><p>GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):</p><p><br></p><p>Spotify: Click <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">here</a></p><p><br></p><p>Instagram: link in bio ✨</p><p><br></p><p>@doomslayerspod</p>","author_name":"Annie Queeries, Donna Fella & Laylah Beattie"}