{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6578964064f5a600162875b1/67f163a0dd74d6439cbb174e?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Now She Wants To Do Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens Who Are In Prison","description":"<p>If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same!</p><p><br></p><p>Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tracked by the Gardaí and another incident of false accusation.</p><p><br></p><p>Laylah discloses the time the Guards knew her by name and a time when she used being transgender to get her lover’s lover off the hook. That has to be a brand new sentence.</p><p><br></p><p>After planning how the three ladies would pull off a heist, they read dooms that include a listener with a phobia of being falsely accused of a crime and a gal who’s beau got locked up for a period *ahem* a myriad of reasons.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**</p><p><br></p><p>Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!</p><p><br></p><p>GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):</p><p>Spotify: Click <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Np9ZSXqBxiy3ScHTiwTg8nfNEb8cQU0Sz-BGdWnkGNM/edit?chromeless=1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">here</a></p><p><br></p><p>Instagram: link in bio ✨</p><p>@doomslayerspod</p>","author_name":"Annie Queeries, Donna Fella & Laylah Beattie"}