{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/65346c97e134fd00120c2e67/69139f647728b8766c09a68a?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"I don't consent to this ","description":"<p>I have several mottos.</p><p>My number one life motto is:</p><p>“Laugh and come.”</p><p>My number two motto is:</p><p>“No arguing, no suffering.”</p><p>Number three is:</p><p>“I don't consent to this” if it's not about laughing and having fun and enjoying life.</p><p>You know, there was this really great thing, once upon a time, called The 2000-year-old Man, where Mel Brooks was playing this 2000-year-old man, and then he was asked what the secret to life was, or whatever his motto for life was.</p><p>And he said:</p><p>“To live.”</p><p>And then the interviewer says:</p><p>“That's it? To live?”</p><p>And then Mel Brooks goes:</p><p>“No, not to live … TO LIVE!”</p><p>That's my motto. I want TO LIVE, I don't want to argue.</p>","author_name":"Douglas Elfman"}