The lads have dragged themselves back in after the Christmas break looking like they’ve survived a Category 5 family gathering. One bloke’s still peeling from a sunburn so severe he’s basically a walking croissant. Another spent the entire break on the road getting verbally assaulted by every flog with a license and a Bluetooth headset. And then there’s the poor soul who got rostered on through the holidays — he’s aged ten years and now speaks exclusively in passive‑aggressive sighs.
Morale is low, caffeine is high, and the group chat is already a war zone. And just when you think the universe might give them a breather, Trump pops back into the headlines doing whatever it is he does — providing enough unintentional comedy to power the entire episode without us lifting a finger
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