{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6502d86a77911500118097c3/6932b521a63c6eaa594ff9d6?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Animals ","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6502d86a77911500118097c3/1764930614678-ffefd593-fb1f-434e-aa32-ec3dbf165e65.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>This week on&nbsp;<strong>The Unprofessionals Podcast</strong>, the boys officially&nbsp;<em>lose the plot</em>.</p><p>For reasons unknown (and probably medical), everyone sounds like a different animal:</p><ul><li><strong>Evo</strong>&nbsp;comes in hot, screeching like a cockatoo that’s just found your car keys.</li><li><strong>The Lord</strong>&nbsp;rumbles through the episode like a wounded water buffalo with a Centrelink appointment.</li><li><strong>E-Dawg</strong>? Mate… pure alpha wolf energy mixed with a 3-day bender.</li></ul><p>And speaking of the&nbsp;<strong>Big Dawg</strong>&nbsp;— the team spends a full week celebrating his journey into the ancient realm. He’s older, he's slower, he’s louder, and he’s claiming it’s all \"wisdom\" when really it’s just his knees giving out.</p><p>From animal impressions to mid-life revelations, this episode is a beautiful blend of chaos, ageing denial, and the unmatched energy of the Unprofessionals.</p>","author_name":"E-Dawg & Evo "}