{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/650152592c25100012774af7/6948cf974c1c9c7f2b39df1a?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Ep. 203 \"Santa’s Watching\"","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/650152592c25100012774af7/1766390766729-f1ad6dec-e3fc-4be8-99be-32ea5a426984.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Got absolutely smashed by life this week but we’re still showing up and ripping in, no days off, no fence left standing.</p><p><br></p><p>This episode kicks off with a <em>Turns Out, It Can Get Worse</em> cold open celebrating National Chocolate Milk Day… which I somehow missed, thanks to a singer so bad her tongue tried to escape her face. From there it’s straight into chaos: almost landing a Celsius sponsorship (and accidentally becoming a brand ambassador), ripping down our fence with zero planning, and a P-plater writing off her own car up my arse before casually asking if it was “still drivable”.</p><p><br></p><p>We hit peak public-idiot territory at the dump with a bloke so rude we abandoned him mid-intersection, dive into another unhinged <em>Turns Out</em> featuring cock sandwiches, and balance it out with a rare wholesome dad moment when Westy quietly took the bins out while I was wrecked with whiplash.</p><p><br></p><p>Also in the mix: ChatGPT roasting me at work, Parker traumatising a neighbourhood kid with period talk, the Epstein files (good news — I’m not in them), and a week of comedy that included crowds walking out, a front-row bloke leaving because his partner allegedly slept with his dad, and another brutal <em>Turns Out</em> original song that should’ve stayed in the drafts.</p><p><br></p><p>We wrap it up with Dave Chappelle reminding me why I do comedy, and Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua reminding me why confidence matters when you’re about to get knocked out.</p><p><br></p><p>Share the pod with a mate and send your submissions via DM or <strong>cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.com</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Jimmy Missen</strong></p><p>Instagram – Jimmy Missen</p><p>Facebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast</p><p>Instagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcast</p><p>YouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast</p><p>TikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast</p><p><br></p><p>#Podcast #JimmyMissen #CantGetAnyWorse #ComedyPodcast #AussieComedy #DadLife #ParentingFails #StandUpComedy #AustralianPodcast #FunnyStories #ComedyLife #FamilyChaos #WeeklyPod</p>","author_name":"Can't Get Any Worse Podcast"}