{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/64f5309d44f68d0010e536e1/67ebd6d4d4b40d7b304b2eeb?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"frances and syd have a mid-career crisis","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/64f5309d44f68d0010e536e1/1743507649175-9471bf36-116e-44c8-898f-009bd7953ca2.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>It's the first episode of Season 2!</p><p><br></p><p>Over the break, we had a chance to reflect.</p><p>That reflection showed a couple of withered husks who no longer qualify for emerging artist grants.</p><p>We have been forced to admit that, after 4 years, the window of acceptability for sucking at our university's shapely tit is now closed.</p><p>That we are now just a couple of dudes in their 30s who keep hanging around their old high school to relive the glory days.</p><p>That the drum of time continues to beat out its relentless tune, as we shuffle closer and closer to the grave.</p><p>But anyway how have you been?</p><p><br></p><p>This episode's Two Minute Google is a discussion on fan art, wherein Syd is exposed as a Twilight fanatic.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Title theme by <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/blastrhombus/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Blast Rhombus</a></p>","author_name":"Haunted Cow Collective"}