Consider the lobster and its ample bosom. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for access to the premium episodes. Also, all new $25/month tier gets you the Fraternal Order of Cornfed decal. Patreon has its merch set up so that they only send something out after you've been subscribed for 3 months, so it is $75 for a sticker, but the proceeds go toward End Homelessness for Just Dalton fund.
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