Come and knock on our door. Come and sit on our couch. Come shine a black light on our couch and wonder what on earth can make a splatter that shape.
Come get stripped down with us. We just chilling at home. We getting sensual under the covers. Klem drops a Top Ten in the tub. Heather smokes a cigarette and we haaaaaaaaaaangin’. We talkin’ bout practice. By “practice” I mean double penetration. That’s two penetrations going on at once. What is there to say about it? Does jet fuel melt steel peens? Let’s find the fuck the out.
Let's get Intimate at the Melody Tent. Take a peek under our covers and let’s make some sounds under this tarp.
*Why does Quentin Tarantino hate the metric system?
*Because he likes everything expressed to him as feet.
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