\"When a Halloween news report shows a so-called alien eating a man, Sapphirus knows better — it’s just a tourist from the center of the Earth with terrible table manners. Joined by his wife Ana and a grumpy reptilian ally, he stalks the fairground in disguise, dodging killer clowns and awkward small talk. But when you’re immortal, getting eaten is more of an inconvenience than a tragedy — and Sapphirus is determined to make sure the killer’s last meal comes with a side of poetic justice.\"
Perfect for listeners who enjoy supernatural hunts, gallows humour, and magicians who treat death like a minor scheduling conflict
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