The People From The Center of the Earth
When conspiracy theories collide with cosmic law, chaos is inevitable. In this hilariously surreal episode from The Gothic Magicians Chronicles, Blake Alexander—Emperor of the Solar System and Judge of the Dead—is dragged into a legal battle between humanity and the mysterious Star People who claim ownership of Earth… from its hollow center.
Expect courtroom sorcery, intergalactic egos, and a chicken in a mask who just wants to prove hollow Earth theory is real. With guest appearances from the Masked Chicken, the greatest lawyer in the universe (who may or may not be a zealot), and a Supreme Leader who didn’t quite think through the whole “evict humanity” plan, this episode is a satirical deep dive into legacy, identity, and the absurdity of cosmic bureaucracy.
👽 Is the Earth hollow? Can sorcerers settle planetary disputes? And why is everyone related to royalty?
Tune in for a supernatural legal showdown that’s equal parts absurd, philosophical, and strangely heartfelt.
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