{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/64bbaf445648a800117f3ca0?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Rachel  Lawson's The Magician's Oldermort","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/64bbaf445648a800117f3ca0/1692442293797-f4410880b6f0e76f5b534dc49ef64e73.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>It was Blake's least favorite time of the year.</p><p>His son Lance passed him an envelope he took it with a great lack of enthusiasm.</p><p>\"Open it you'll love it,\" an enthused Lance said.</p><p>Blake opened it expecting an insult It was.</p><p>\"Oh thank you!\" said Blake putting on a smile.</p><p>\"I knew you'd love it,\" said Lance smiling.</p><p>\"Yeah,\" said Blake he hated it.</p><p>It being a picture of Harry Potter's Lord Voldermort in a birthday hat,</p><p>under the picture, a legend in a black box reading OLDERMORT.</p><p>It hit Blake like a ton of brick it was his birthday again.</p><p>\"Mortimer,\" said Blake's assistant with another pile of more files for Blake to sign.</p><p>\"What is it Dante,\" Blake said knowing his day would get worse.</p><p>Dante saw the card and laughed.</p><p>\"Mortimer's birthday is it?\" he said.</p><p>\"Yes,\" said Lance. smiling.</p><p>Mortimer also known as Blake grimaced.</p>","author_name":"Rachel Lawson"}