Alright you beautiful, beer-bloated renegades — the chaos continues in this month’s episode of The Bearded Beer Pod! It’s May, the evenings are long, the fridge is empty, and somehow we’ve ended up reviewing beers that taste like everything from Lilt-soaked Ron Jeremy to “Calpol for grown-ups”. You’ve been warned.
This month, I’m waxing lyrical about the absolute carnage of Gatekeeper Metal Night at La Belle Angele, the savage brilliance of Roast Battle Scotland, and shouting out the brilliantly shonky Rank Rotten Podcast. Plus, I’ve officially launched the Bearded Coffee Rant Vlog — caffeinated grumbling on YouTube every Friday, because why not ruin your morning too?
Beer-wise, it’s been a wild ride: DIPAs that punch you in the throat, AF beers that taste like dusty floors, and one that reminds me of a stripper’s spangly thong. As always, expect wildly inappropriate descriptions, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chat that gets you barred from family group chats.
This episode is proudly sponsored by Barry’s Inflatable Garden Sheds — because nothing says “I’ve given up” like a bouncy shed.
Tune in, grab a cold one, and lower your expectations. It’s a riot.
Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Cheers, ya glorious degenerates! 🍻